Lately you’ve been at a loss for words, but luckily...
I’ve got a few I can spare. And the best part?
Even your BFF and your mama won't know I wrote ‘em for you.
Yes please!
You’re tired of trying to find time in your calendar to write your own content every single week.
You want your content to be your #1 source for lead generation (after referrals) but you kinda suck at selling.
You’re not so sure about that whole "letting someone attempt to impersonate you" thing.
You’re ready to tell your story in a way that feels cinematic and lands you sales, without sounding sleazy.
You’re like ~really~ good at writing nurture content, but crafting sales content makes you feel like screaming crying throwing up.
And just when you think you’ve started to get the hang of it, the algorithm goes off and makes you feel like you got your driver’s license last week (even though this ain’t your first rodeo).
You know you’ve got the goods—your clients and customers tell you you’re worth every penny—so why not lean the seat back and leverage what ya got?
Sounds great in theory, but when it comes time to sell the sh*t out of who you are, what you do, and how you do it in your content? It just ends up sounding like a jumbled-up mess. Yikes.
You’ve also worked with other copywriters before and your experience was “good, not great.”
Reason why? You opened up the Google doc when they delivered your project and you *instantly* got The Ick.
The writing sounded decent, but not a single word of it sounded like you would write it. So…you dedicated even more hours that you didn’t have, editing the copy you paid someone else to write, just so your sales content sounded authentic to who you are and what you do.
What if you could have content that sells your offers and sounds so much like you, you'll forget you never actually had to lift a finger to write it.
Yes plz and thank u
...even if you know you could "technically" still write your own stuff, but would rather be doing pretty much anything else.
ghostwrite for me
All of your on-camera and in-person charisma and personality was coming across in every single word of copy your brand publishes.
You were creating a business full of perfect-fit clients who instantly knew you were for them because your messaging was magnetic AF.
Your content was so authentic and relatable, your people thought you bugged their last therapy session or read the pages of their journal.
You had permission to brain dump and word vomit your ideas, and someone else could make them sound good.
You were being clear, concise, and candid in all the places you were showing up online and it became the secret sauce to how you create revenue.
Your copy required little to no edits and was ready to be published or scheduled in advance, all while sounding like you wrote it all yourself.
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Ghostwriter and brand storyteller for online business owners who are ready to give the algorithm the ‘ole one-two punch.
Am I a good sales copywriter? One of the best, but my clients come knockin’ when they’re ready for ghostwriting that sounds like them with pipin' hot takes and sexy sales angles that outshine even your biggest competitor.
If you want you and your content to be THE thing that creates a sustainable sales engine for your online business, so you can enjoy the ride in offline mode, you're in the right place.
Bonus points if you’ve also decided that the content creation rat race isn’t yours to run and you’re ready for the chase to end. Allow me to officially welcome you to the dark side, my dear. Because around here?
We’re repurposed AF and scheduled in advance.
Ummm sign me up
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Oh, and B T dubs…wouldn’t it be cool if my words
were the ace up your sleeve that your competitor just can’t beat?
I research TF out of you and can read you like a book—I watch your Instagram stories, listen to your podcast interviews, and take notes on your humor so I can infuse it into every word that I write as you.
Unlike other copywriters, I have a sixth sense for selling and can zero in on your biggest differentiators and write about them in a way that makes YOU a no-brainer investment.
I love including dad jokes paired with a healthy dose of nostalgia and other pop culture references in your copy, so your reader gets a feel for your personality.
I don’t need creative direction and my best work happens when you hand me the writing reigns so I can work my magic in my lair (with my two cats, of course).
I have a knack for clarifying your frazzled thoughts and turning them into content that sounds just like you, but even better.
When I see your copy and content in the wild?
It’ll sound so much like you, that even I won't be able to tell that I wrote it (and I’m the owner of the OG Google doc).
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Damn good content that sounds exactly like it came from your pen that subliminally sells your offer
A free LinkedIn training to get the most out of your investment and grow your audience *almost* overnight (a $1,000 value)
Content delivered in one batch—so you can schedule your content in advance for the entire month
Done-for-you LinkedIn content strategy and concepting each month
A 45-minute kickoff call with Kendall
You’re ready to be a thought leader and attract premium clients and
customers with content your audience LOVES to read (that
subliminally sells them on EXACTLY what you’re here to offer the
world).
And the first stop? Posting highly potent content that deeply
resonates with your LinkedIn audience, without you having to be the one to write it.
Repurpose the same content for your business every 3 to 6 months with a custom, done-for-you content strategy
Have high-caliber nurture content that promotes your evergreen offer all year round
Done-for-you content strategy so your people deem you their favorite content creator on the internet
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Let’s get one thing straight: your current website needs some love. Whether you’ve been meaning to refresh your copy for ages or have a new offer ready to take center stage, you need an expert.
If so, step right up and let’s do this thang.
4 pages of punchy copy that perfectly captures your personality (that you can repurpose across your marketing channels)
A 45-minute kickoff call with Kendall
Ethical claims, client results, and transformation stories that resonate with your ideal custom that align with your values and integrity
Includes 2 rounds of revisions
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A la carte website copy available on a case-by-case basis.
You've always felt like you or your business had a whole book inside of you. But deep down you know that dedicating two years or more to write your own book and navigating the book publishing process by yourself means it will never see the light of day.
You want to collaborate with a seasoned storyteller and ghostwriter you can trust who will write your story in a way that subliminally sells your services to your audience AND is a well-positioned story for your agent + publisher (should you choose to pursue a traditional book deal).
A 3-hour intensive, where I'll map your 12-stage Hero's Journey and the 40+ scenes of your book, characters, and themes with you book
Your 50k to 70k word book or memoir manuscript, written for you in nine months or less
A biweekly, sprint-style interview process so you can brain download your thoughts before I write
Private access to Kendall via Slack for the entirety of your project
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Next available start date: Summer 2024
*payment plans available
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I’ve written juuuuuust about everything else under the sun and I’d love to see what’s cookin’ in your kitchen. If you’re looking for a strategic partner to help you bring your next copywriting project to life, let’s explore what’s possible.
grab the getaway car
It’s time for you to slide into the driver’s seat and get back to your zone of genius,
so you can do the work you were born to do.
But for the record? I call shotgun,
so I can write the words that will bring your story to life.